People are funny…
Our church hosted a huge outdoor feast in the church parking lot. All the food was free and the event was open to anyone, not just church members.
Some of us where asked to man booths to serve food. We had some Polynesian members that had a booth with rice and some awesome roast pork. Other booths had roasted corn, roasted chicken and homemade root beer.
My wife and I were asked to host the “hot dog” booth. We figured we were set. We had 200 dogs and buns ready to go.
The event started at 11am, and by noon, the church parking lot was jam packed with people. My wife and I were busy cooking up dogs and passing them out as fast as we could. Then it dawned on me. We had the longest line of all the booths, even tho we were actually very efficient in getting the dogs into people’s hands.
It wasn’t long before I noticed that we were running into a crisis. 200 hot dogs were not going to be enough. I left the event and ran to the local cash n carry and picked up another 200 dogs. When I returned, my wife was trying to tell people that we were out of dogs and had more coming.
I returned to hear her tell one lady, “Two booths down that way there is some awesome roast pork and down that way is roast chicken.”
The lady grimaced at her and said, “But, I want HOT DOGS!” and threw her plate on the ground and stamped off!
.. huh?..
Even though we were temporarily out of dogs, and there was awesome food readily available in every direction, people continued to wait in our line for the new batch of dogs to be ready.
I don’t get it. Does the hot dog industry put crack in the dogs or something? What is the magic and what would make people forego freely available and pretty awesome food in favor of a processed meat tube?




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